Healthy hugging is good for you

(With thanks to the Twin Cities Men’s Center.)

Healthy hugging is good for you. It helps the body’s immune system; it diminishes depression, reduces stress and induces sleep. It’s invigorating, rejuvenation and has no unpleasant side effects. It’s nothing less than a miracle drug.

Healthy hugging is all-natural and 100% wholesome. It is organic, naturally sweet and has no pesticides, preservatives or artificial ingredients.

Healthy hugging is practically perfect. It has no moving parts, no batteries to wear out, no need for periodic checkups, low energy consumption and has high energy yield. It is inflation- and recession-proof, non-fattening and has no monthly payments or insurance requirements. It is theft-proof, non-taxable, non-polluting…and fully returnable.